ABOUT

BIOS

Rachel Rhodes
Host

After discovering that being raised on a strict diet of musicals and country western music is liable to make a girl aspire to waitressing, Rachel moved to Los Angeles to revive in everyone she encountered: what was once known as the human soul. After brief bouts with law classes and obtaining her Emergency Medical Technician certificates, Rachel discovered philosophy, which she now eats for breakfast. When she was 6 years old, Rachel was hit by a Cadillac while skipping across a San Francisco street in her Easter dress. If you ever see her cartwheeling her way across an intersection while you're stuck at a red light, feel free to show her a taste of your own creativity by saying something other than "Hey Baby".

Favorite Episode: "Dylan Goes Electric"

Noah Bonnett
Executive Producer, Writer, Director, Editor
Chief Muckity Muck, Rock Creek Park Productions

One of the largest private collectors of vintage Howard Stern memorabilia from the 70's and 80's, Noah started his awkward media descent as an assistant to the Senior Vice President of Non-Scripted Programming at Sony Pictures Television. He then went on to produce many game and reality formats for network, cable, and syndication. After producing for several years, he worked as a development executive at Endemol USA. When he's not practicing Kundalini yoga, he's talking on his ham radio or eating Zankou Chicken.

Favorite Episode: "Action88 News"

Blaine Rucker
Announcer

Blaine digs in record crates for both LPs and change. When he's not OPEN-APPLE+TABBING during his day job, he's skating down Beverly Boulevard, or "just taking a walk to Chevron". An LA native, Blaine's introduction to media started at an early age, playing "Little League Pitcher" in a very, very short segment for the HBO comedy special "Martin Mull Live from North Ridgeville, Ohio." If you ever see graffiti in your neighborhood that reads SPEX or RUCKUS, he didn't do it.

Favorite Episode: "Outtakes & Bloopers: April 3-7, 2006 "

Louis Cristofani
Art Director

Louis suffered multiple professional snowboard competitions during his 3 year career as a severely injured emergency room patient. Consequently, the career left him with an insatiable lust for a more comprehensive study of the metaphysical world. When Louis is not destroying clothing, adding a superfluous quantity of rhinestones to it, and selling it to rich Beverly Hills women, he teaches piano while he prepares to dominate the world with his love of truth, beauty, and freedom through music.

Favorite Episode: "LA Marathon XXI "

Loren Donelson
Technology Advisor

Loren spent the first part of his working life in the high flying IT consulting world battling office lingo like ASAP, FYI, EOB, BCC and OOTO - acronyms that now give him night sweats. Drawing from experience growing up in Kenya and Iowa, Loren now spends the weekend as a canine aficionado at the Laurel Canyon bark park where he's not afraid to play fetch with the slobberiest of slobbery tennis balls. His weekdays are filled with a quest for El Dorado and fabulous curry restaurants.

Favorite Episode: "Trivia Challenge Knockout "

Eric Mills
Senior Producer

Master of useless knowledge and Midwestern charm, Eric's first video project was a weekly news show featuring his 6th grade class. After entering Junior High, Eric had a brief flirtation with renting adult videos to his peers, which was cut short by a three-day suspension from school. Since then, Eric has worked exclusively in mainstream media, producing game, talk, and reality formats for network, cable, and syndication. In his free time, Eric plots practical jokes and runs faster than you.

Favorite Episode: "St. Patrick's Day "